塔马是一种神奇的生物。

记得玩这款游戏的时候我还是一个水灵灵的学妹!!!!!

只能说这款游戏脑洞也是很大的,背景音乐也是很好听啊,软软的~


Set fire to your hair
放火烧你的头发

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
拿根棍子戳灰熊

Eat medicines that’s out of date
吃上一堆过期的药

Use your private parts as piranha bait
用私处去钓食人鱼

Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法

Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法

Get your toast out with a fork
用根叉子去拿吐司

Do your own electrical work
电工活儿你自己来

Teach yourself how to fly
自学飞机怎么开

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派

Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法

Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法

Invite a psycho killer inside
把杀人狂请进门

Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
在毒贩的新车上划道痕

Take your helmet off in outer space
在外太空脱下你的头盔

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
悄悄地躲在干衣机里

Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法

Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
养只响尾蛇当宠物

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
把两个肾都在网上卖掉

Eat a tube of superglue
吃上一管万能胶

“I wonder what’s this red button do?” 
我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的?

Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法

Dumb ways to die
蠢蠢的死法

So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
闲着没事惹一窝马蜂

Stand on the edge of a train station platform
站在火车站的站台边缘

Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆

Run across the tracks between the platforms
冲过火车站台之间的铁轨

They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
它们虽然不押韵却很可能是

The dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法

Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法

Dumbest ways to die
最蠢的死法

So many dumb
好多种蠢蠢的

So many dumb ways to die
好多种蠢蠢的死法


 
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